Either because people know I think ferrets are the source of all things funny, or they are aware of my deep ire over plagiarism, the following article landed in my e-mail inbox yesterday from several friends:
Tolme is speaking out…with much hilarity. Read. Laugh. Then go rumage through your old high school biology class reports on “The Life and Times of Paramecium” and see if you can’t turn that into a bodice-ripper, too!